Tuesday, December 31, 2013

FOOTSIE BAR

PRONOUNCED PHILTRUM

PERSPECTIVE

NO SCARY MAKEUP REQUIRED


Alexander Haig.

NO SCARY MAKEUP REQUIRED


Sid Haig.

AND THE NOMINEES ARE...


The New Yorker narrowed down the Caption Contest submissions for my cartoon to three finalists, and anticipation has risen to a fever pitch all across the country to see who will win the signed print personally signed by me. Well, maybe not a fever pitch, exactly.

I don't find any of these captions hilarious, personally, but in fairness, I think it's just a tough cartoon to write a great caption for. I had first crack at it, and whatever I came up with was so lousy I don't even remember it.

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

WEDNESDAY IS REINDEER NIGHT


A friend of mine said he thought this was a very cool chimney bar on a rooftop. I confessed that it was just a regular bar drawn with very bad perspective, and that the wall just happened to be the same color as the sky and the bar just happened to be the same color as bricks. 

Before I flunked out of art school my motto was, "Perspective class is for SUCKAHZ!"

WHAT I'M WATCHING (IN MY MIND)

Sunday, December 15, 2013