Thursday, June 23, 2011

THE BOOK THAT NEVER WAS


From many years ago, a mock-up for a cover of a book that never got published.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL


Many, many years ago a friend and I concurred that the TV series Biography had officially run out of famous people when they did a show on Jamie Lee Curtis.

Yet the show went on, and years later I thought they had REALLY run out of worthy subjects when they profiled Scott Baio. And yet, the show continued.

But now, I feel confident that they have officially scraped the bottom of the barrel clean with this episode on some guy from the TV show Jackass. I'm sure the Biography staff members have emptied their desks, vacated the building and moved on to other worthwhile pursuits.

Or, I could be wrong.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

THE COLOR OF GUILT


My colorist at Universal Press Syndicate has been good lately (no blue beer in some time). But wouldn't most people make the face in any "Happy Face" parody yellow? Just wondering.

HIGH JINKS ENSUE